i love* arsenal
i hate arsenal. just when i thought they would stand up like men and be counted....the pussies rolled over and instead of giving Southampton (who are second lowest in the league) a damn good rollicking at Highbury, they allowed Southampton to break up their play, fannyed around on the ball and decided to leave all the tackling to Pascal Cygan and Toure.
people like viera forgot how to tackle. people like henry forgot how to score penalties, even if he did make up for it by scoring a goal later that looked suspiciously like he was offside. bergkamp reminded me of myself with his first touch flying away to the touchlines and reyes was the inimitable punching bag again.
arsenal have hurt my trust in them. its like finding out your wife has been having sex with the air con repairman when all this while your relationship with her seemed to be going fine. i placed -2.5 goals on arsenal cos i thought they would rule at highbury. furthermore, after getting eaten by Man U last week, that they would put their hands up and go "ok, no more bullshit" and set about demolishing the pretenses of Southampton.
but noooo, all they could do was cause my five bucks to go to waste. once the first half ended without goals, i was thinking "thats it man. thats five bucks down the drain" looking at the way they were playing, southampton didnt need to park a bus in fron t of their goal. their goal keeper could have took a lawn mower and started cutting the grass in the 6 yard box and still they wouldnt have scored.
thus, you can see why, perfectly, justifiably so, that i hate arsenal. May God Bless Them.
Another one is Chelsea. basket, i thought those goons cant score so i placed 2, 3 goals on them and suddenly they started becoming arsenal and plumped 4 past west brom. what the faaakk.
but seriously guys. i have learnt my lesson. i will not bet again until after the A levels. my temperament and my pockets cannot allow this to go on. i resist eating too many meals for the whole week so i have cash to bet and then....arsenal and chelsea let me down. so yes, screw them and ill go have a burger now.
*contrary to what he has just said, Tim really does love arsenal. really. if youre name starts with a J, please do not be too offended. Tim will treat you (J) to ice cream.
people like viera forgot how to tackle. people like henry forgot how to score penalties, even if he did make up for it by scoring a goal later that looked suspiciously like he was offside. bergkamp reminded me of myself with his first touch flying away to the touchlines and reyes was the inimitable punching bag again.
arsenal have hurt my trust in them. its like finding out your wife has been having sex with the air con repairman when all this while your relationship with her seemed to be going fine. i placed -2.5 goals on arsenal cos i thought they would rule at highbury. furthermore, after getting eaten by Man U last week, that they would put their hands up and go "ok, no more bullshit" and set about demolishing the pretenses of Southampton.
but noooo, all they could do was cause my five bucks to go to waste. once the first half ended without goals, i was thinking "thats it man. thats five bucks down the drain" looking at the way they were playing, southampton didnt need to park a bus in fron t of their goal. their goal keeper could have took a lawn mower and started cutting the grass in the 6 yard box and still they wouldnt have scored.
thus, you can see why, perfectly, justifiably so, that i hate arsenal. May God Bless Them.
Another one is Chelsea. basket, i thought those goons cant score so i placed 2, 3 goals on them and suddenly they started becoming arsenal and plumped 4 past west brom. what the faaakk.
but seriously guys. i have learnt my lesson. i will not bet again until after the A levels. my temperament and my pockets cannot allow this to go on. i resist eating too many meals for the whole week so i have cash to bet and then....arsenal and chelsea let me down. so yes, screw them and ill go have a burger now.
*contrary to what he has just said, Tim really does love arsenal. really. if youre name starts with a J, please do not be too offended. Tim will treat you (J) to ice cream.
posted by tim tay at 2:13 PM
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